Here at last, here at last!

Getting older and need something to rely on? Need to linger one night longer? Then come on girls and boys… let’s get together and make some noise!        

It’s time you blur the fine line between rainbow and road less traveled, to inspire to a filthy sense of humor and gift wrap it under a candy apple red dress, time to aspire to an honest, straightforward serene abode to your guilty heart, to a pair of lips coated under Tom Ford 69 gloss, to no where else to run, to slowly losing touch, to waves crashing over your post-rehab, to 10-feet under and still not for sale.

Translation: Not getting enough light? No diamond ring? Looking to blur the impending thin line between your pink and personal-paradigm? Out of square box footage in your cookie cutter matchbox roulette shit show and too bitter to wave goodbye before you leap? Wife, girlfriend, mistress, boy-toy, slave ploy, repeat offender, long legs, bashful blonde top, brunette brash bitchy Brazilian bottom  — they all resent, all need a personal one-to-one goodie bag to beg in the mirror.

So take a bow and set the record straight, brave the brighter light. Coz if anyone can mod-up and measure their true self-worth, appreciate the true union of tact and taste it’s you.

Are you ready to nut yourself out?

 

EVENTS 

Stay tuned! Pics, prayers and paragraph to come!

HAPPENINGS

Where to find us in your neck of the woods. Stay tuned for the ultimate A- List of gourmet shops and drops that carry Josy's Nuts in your hood.

TESTIMONIALS

Marylyn said that behind every successful brand there was charmingly filthy broad with a great sense of humor. She was wrong. As in life, behind every dynamic dreamy show and tell 'wow factor' there is a perfect equilibrium between an outside romantic edge and the insiders’ straightforward reach for that lipstick light. Oddly sexy, this narrative holds an earthy cadence for Josy's Nuts and more importantly a reflective almost electric connection with you. Then again, don’t take our word for it, see for yourself our first person taste of testimonial tête-à-tête. Enjoy.